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Question:

John Derre <jderre0943@yahoo.co.uk> summons the wisdom of Sherlock Holmes:
How often will they answer the questions? Please try to do it mathematically.

Replies:

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 50 of 54):
HELLO MY FRIEND!

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 51 of 54):
WE WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS WHEN WE FEEL LIKE IT.

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 52 of 54):
THIS MAY BE EXPRESSED MATHEMATICALLY AS FOLLOWS:

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 53 of 54):
THE LIMIT, AS MONEY APPROACHES OUR COFFERS, OF US ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION IS AT ONCE NON-NEGATIVE AND MONOTONICALLY INCREASING.

Abu Kamil Shuja ibn Aslam ibn Muhammad ibn Shuja (68.238% quality rating; reply 54 of 54):
I HOPE THIS HAS ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION, NOW I MUST RIGOROUSLY RETURN TO MY HOOKAH.

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