The Moral Minority :: Persona Information for Joe Scagnetti


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Joe Scagnetti

wtf:	I AM FOR CHILDREN
links:	Area 23 phatjoe.com
stats:	attempted summonings: 59 total threads: 115 total replies: 453 quality points: 179885 possible points: 249892 quality rating: 71.985% member of: area23
threads:	How can I get a swank church basement of my own? What is a good recipe for fish? If japan is so fucking great, then explain sailor moon. I want to ask Orson Welles why he played Unicron in the... Why are you guys so upbeat about anal sex? It almost seems... If you were all playing Risk, which country would you be? when will THE ONION's humor seem very dated? Is the empire good or evil? Was luke a hero or a bad guy? If phat joe doesn't want to go to the highlander does the... What the fuck happened to the page? Don't you know how to... Who is The Moral Minority? Mmmmmmmm? What's more flattering, spending weeks on "the perfect... So what's with LJ users and their obession with online... HAHAHAHAHA!!!111 UR EYES R ALL SLANTY ADN SHIT!!!1 WTF IS... Who the fuck is anti-Kosh? I don't watch Babylon 5. The... Should I have gone to art school? so whats up with the ladies, Noam, or are you still taking... God damn, why are you making me learn my sex lessons from... How often does phatjoe get laid? forget fat chicks in party hats-didn't anyone ever tell tim... WHAT THE FUCK IS A KNUT Where the hell do I find a plug-in MOD? And what does SiD... so i was looking at the area 23 site today, and noticed... Who's more hardcore -- Jerry Lee Lewis or Ricky Martin? Why does everyone in Area 23, with a few exceptions, look... Why are you so ignorant of how the DNS system works? weekend corporate retreat? is that some kind of geek... Cheese or communism? All I want right now is to get laid. But all the guys I... I am preparing for my return. What sort of sign should I... How do I get a job working at the Moral Minority? Where do... What does a Plantation High School graduate say to a Nova... It's ok to use your Tech-talk with your friends (all that... what the fuck is wrong with you guys? did you shut down... Joe Scagnetti is really Lee Harvey Oswald and is involved... TOO MUCH FLOUR IN THE WATER! TOO MUCH FLOUR IN THE WATER! ... How do I tell my boyfriend that I'm going to leave him for... These talentless random hot chicks--Brittany Spears,... i want a date with fatamanda. YOU DID LIKE MY DANCING??? i can't seem to meet any girls. what should i do? i need... r u 4 1337 Enuff h4x0r 2 RES Q teh presadent???// Are there any practical applications of fluid dynamics? It... Knock it the fuck off! if i send you naked pictures of my (asian)girlfriend will... Is it possible for one to somehow regain their virginity? Would you like to explain the asian fetish that all... oh I asked in the wrong place, but I ordered a subscription... Isn't Buffy hot?? Why did I give my house key to an old, psychotic dyke? how come you're always complaining about the shitty... Why the hell does everybody pick on Tim? in you quiz you asked if i was proud to be an american. i... how many stupid qns do you get off stupid people + how many... Who is Mandy? What the?! How did that hag Martha Stewart get over sweet... OK #9, why did you make the which person are you quiz all... So today I gave verbal notice that my last date of... So, is that Highlander on Monroe? You guys are in Atlanta,... God damn you guys. You make shitty threads, and then you... Why is it that the cans of spray cheese list a "cheese and... In the scheme of things, which ranks better, a... "...he posts a bunch of sophmoric [sic] gay jokes." It's... This goomba owes me $500, and it looks like he's not gonna... I found an interesting website about Panda porn... Any truth to the rumor that this new "user registration" is... how 'bout that power supply? Given the current political indecision in Afghanistan, do... what is the caribbean island with the second largest land... wouldn't you say the fact that the people who run this site... Once I scuffed up my air force ones, did I fuck up my whole... Has giving the idiot users their own forum decreased the... With all these fance upgrades and what not, Is Moral... Would it kill you to put a 'previous' or 'next' link at the... If I log in, can I filter out images? Specifically, I don't... abcde_ghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. what is the missing letter? Does anyone agree with the statement that gettin' it on or... Why does this site, www.truemeaningoflife.com, suck so damn... Now that Lisa Ling has left "The View," which of the... So I was talking to this white guy today, and when he... Can you score me some thalidomide? Whoa, is it me, or is that half drunk flip chick who wants... What?! A Homestarrunner thread followed by a 'because we... why have you named chris bradfield obsessive simpsons fan? How is the Moral Minority celebrating Black History Month? for the love of the dwarf people! fix the fucking... I just devoted at least 30 seconds to signing up for this... Just curious, have you ever considered eventually giving... What do you drink when you're not drinking? Isn't xunderageemogirlx going to be mad that you're using... While I am sure that you are all effeminent pansies... What is the best way to deal with someone who you know is... Could you just respond to this? It excited me that a... So how's that 2.7 threads/day average coming along? ...i don't get it. any of it. Who does your job now that you live at The Highlander? What's the best way to get laid? There's this fat black woman in my Soc class who talks... Will Friendster get my friends laid? So, who is the hottest asian actress? Kelly Hu? Lucy Liu?... Why do all the t-shitty slogans suck dead donkey's balls?... What the hell is this, you're set to the default in whose... Okay, just who the FUCK was responsible for that recent bit... Out of curiosity, what the heck is AKFAH? And what do they... how can joe afford that phat VW on an OIT flunky's salary? hey i cant post on the discussion forum but i dont want to... So, how come all of a sudden, you guys are even paying... Bob Saget has got to be one of the most under appreciated... what is the percentage rate that a longdistance... Why don't ya'll get on the forums :( I can only do so much... Call me a retard all you want. But you just can't handel... Is "Scag"netti your real last name or does it refer to your... Who left their sweaty dick print on the copier machine... What if I finally got enough of your love, babe? What would it take to get you to spill your secrets?

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