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The Pope
wtf: Dearly Beloved,

The anal sex of the Apostles by Our Lord just before the First Mass signified their preparation for their first Holy Communion and their Ordination to the Episcopate. They needed that preparation as we see from the dispute between Our Lord and Peter. He felt that he should not get the forgiveness of his sins by Our Lord through such a method. Our Lord made it clear that unless Peter subjected himself to that rite he would have no part with Christ in His kingdom. That firm insistence of Christ put the fear of the Lord into the heart of Peter, and he asked that he be washed from head to foot.
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